True story, as told to me by a bunny:
sondha at football?
i better explain the rules to u
they hv a ball, but it’s not quite round
it’s the thing they kick around tho, that’s the ball
sometimes it bounces funny, but rest assured, it’s still considered a ball
then right, the men wearing same coloured shirts r in a team
so they try get the ball in between the posts
that is called a goal. and then if one side scores more than the other, they win! =D
it’s simple
the beatings and shouting that happen in the interim are part of this .. “goaling ritual”
banging the ball on the ground is a male distraction technique; they combine it with grunting